1. How many letters are there in the alphabet?
a) 26
b) 11
c) 7
Answer: b)11.
T-H-E-A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T Get it?
2.How many sides does a circle have?
a) 2
b) 0
c) 1
Answer: a)2
The inside and outside. Get it?
3. What is at the end of everything?
a) Nothing
b) G
c) Don't know?
Answer: b) G
EverythinG.Hope you understand!
4. If it takes 5 people 1 day to dig up a field, how long
does it take 10 people?
a) Half a day
b) Half an hour
c) No time at all
Answer; c) No time at all
The field was already dug up by the 5 people. So they do not
need to dig!
5. You was at a resturant surrounded by houses. At that
time, you was a off duty detective. Suddenly, the electricity was cut off. You
then realised in one of the houses, Carolyn, the mistress of house 123, was
murdered.You then proceeded to question the workers.
Jason the male servant: I was watching television when Madam
was killed.
Sally the housekeeper: I was hanging the laundry.
John the cook: I was taking a stroll.
Who is the killer?
a) Jason
b) Sally
c) John
Answer: a) Jason
The electricity was cut off, remember? Jason couldn't have
been watching the TV.
6. Nancy and Jolyn looked exactly the same and was born on
the same date and hour. But they are not twins. Why?
a) 'Cause that's the way they are.
b) They are triplets
c) Don't know.
There is one more sister! (Sandra)
7. Bryan 's
mum had 4 children. The first one is Sally. The second one is Shenesse the
third is Matt. Who's the forth?
a) Ronnie
b) Bryan
c) Bernerd
Answer: b) Bryan .
The first sentence is "Bryan 's mum had 4 children"
8. Why do you have to be afraid about daybreaks and
nightfalls?
a) They fight.
b) You are not sure when is when.
c) Day breaks and night falls.
Answer: c) Day breaks and night falls.
Get it?
9. What is broken when you say it?
a) Silence
b) Glass
c) Breath
Answer: a) Slience.
When you say silence, you break the slience.
moral of the story, just take it easy..for fun only.
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